What labels do you get as an ultrarunner? #UltraChat
You’re sat around with a group of people and suddenly it comes up that you run, it comes up that you run ultra marathons. You politely answer the question ‘what is an ultra marathon?’ and you answer the follow ups, ‘you run that distance?’ and ‘In one go?’ You are invariably very pleasant when you’re explaining why you do it too and then you get labelled.
My question is this, what labels have you been given and what do you think they meant?
Below are some of the ones I’ve had levelled at me over the years.
Machine: this I believe is meant to be a compliment, trust me it isn’t. This labels is intended to indicate that you are well oiled, well engineered and efficient. Machine to mean suggests something that breaks down, runs automatically, doesn’t feel, is controlled by someone else. I’m not a machine.
Crazy/Mad/Bonkers: ultrarunners are often referred to as mad or bonkers or similar. I like to think of us in a different way, what’s more mad? Being sat on the sofa eating Jaffa Cakes all weekend watching Simon Cowell waiting for the inevitable heart attack or going long distance running, staying healthy, getting fit and earning internal respect. We are so far from crazy for being ultrarunners, I’m crazy for some very different reasons.
Knobhead: I’ve been called a knobhead a few times as an ultrarunner. This label is probably more accurate than bonkers as ultra runners can be a little blinkered about their sport but I think it’s an internal thing – I don’t need an outsider to label me a knobhead because that’s just someone whose vocabulary isn’t robust enough to think up something wittier as I race past them.
Time Waster: I’ve had ultra running described as a waste of time and therefore that makes me a time waster. I was told that I’d get the same benefits from training for 10km races – this was someone that really didn’t get the concepts of adventure, scenery, passion or running. Apparently if I did shorter running I’d have more time in my life for other things. I’ll be honest lives pretty good (mostly) why would I reduce the amount of running to conform to someone else’s idea of normal
Legend: this one is meant as a positive but it really only applies to the few – you look at Roz Glover, Naomi Newton Fisher, Susie Chan, Bryan Webster, Louise Ayling or Dan Park – they are legends*. They are the people who defy every ache to deliver in regular outstanding results. The rest of us are ultrarunners and that’s pretty damn brilliant but these guys and their like have taken it that step further and all credit to them for that.
Unnatural: this is the strangest label I’ve had levelled at me and it was in relation to my mental state. It was explained to me that I’m unnatural because I have a desire to compete in ‘stupid’ distance running races. This label is the stupid thing because to my mind ultrarunners are very assured in their mind, they have to be in order to commit to the idea of running long distances in the cold, wet and mud. There is nothing unnatural about wanting to push the human body to as far as it will go – it’s an honour to use the body and mind we’ve been given and to test it. Let’s remember we have the gift of life – there’s no sense squandering it so to me – Ultrarunning or any test of human endurance (mental or physical) is the most natural thing you can do.
So I have only one label for myself
and I like it.
*Not a definitive list of legends
I believe I am guilty of having labelled you as “Inspirational” but, damn it, I stand by that label. I stand by it, sir.
That’s possibly one of the nicest things anyone has ever said about me. I’m not sure it’s true but I’ll have a little smile on my face for the rest of the day – especially coming from someone I am inspired by!
I usually try and keep my ultrarunning out of conversations and try to downplay it (yeah, i run a bit etc). People who dont run generally have no idea that :
1. Ultra means beyond
2. Marathon is a standard distance
3. That London Marathon is not hardest
4. Your body doesnt explode after mara.
5. My knees arent screwed
6. That there is a life outside shopping
7. 50 miles is further than a marathon
8. Only elites can run a 6hr 50 mile NDW
Life is too short to put everyone right on all these things so I usually just agree unless they’re really interested in which case I will bore them to death.
I like to bore everyone to death, isn’t that why we blog about it 😀
Yeah. Incredibly there are many people who like to be bored to death by my witterings.
Yay. Charing Cross!!!!