This shoe has already done 5km today
This shoe has already done 5km today and it’s calling to me and this is what it’s saying ‘Run 8km of hills, run them UltraBoy, run them – you’re fat, run those hills UltraBoy’
My Hoka are cheeky fuckers but maybe
Dude, if my shoes ever called me fat, I’d take them on the treadmill. Just sayin’…