So with the GingaNinja away at a hen party I was left the opportunity of a but of adventuring with my partner in crime – UltraBaby. Armed with nothing more than a few ideas, a bit of image manipulation and access to social media we set about causing mayhem and mischief.

So mummy is gone less than an hour and look at the trouble I’m already in … #IndianaJones #LastCrusade #UltraBaby

So after escaping the Nazi threat I’ve been flung to a galaxy far, far away with #UltraBoyRuns – still no sign of the #GingaNinja so I’ve found this ‘proper’ princess, none of those Disney weirdoes. #starwars #hansolo #princessleia #lukeskywalker #blastem

 
After a gruelling morning of battling Darth Vadar and the Third Reich I’ve managed to get home to do lunch #ultrababy #cooking #chef

 
You don’t like my cooking? Wanna complain? Let’s do this! #UltraBaby #KillBill #Samurai

 
#UltraBoyRuns said I could go to bed with my weapon of choice and with my hair colour of choice – well I choose blue hair and I choose a great big video game sledgehammer. You can call me #RamonaFlowers – #ScottPilgrim #EvilExes #JustAPhase #ComicNerd #UltraBaby – Night Mummy

Don’t worry Tokyo – I’ve got this, thanks to a healthy dose of animal research #UltraBaby #Godzilla #vetrecord
 

So I was there thinking ‘I’ll have a day off from saving the world …’ Time to get a flight home! #UltraBaby #disaster #invasion

 
Sadly there were no flights home so I had to go by water #UltraBaby #WaterBaby #DistanceSurfer

 
Mummy, don’t be annoyed but I think I may have left the gas on in the house #ultrababy #ultraboyruns #whilemummyisaway #justababy – but I did save your collection of unopened vet records dating back 4 years 🙂

 
So while lots of awesome runners where racing round the North Downs or completing the Stockholm Ultra I was busy amusing myself and having a little chortle to myself.